A Haunted House (2013)
Comedy – 11 January 2013 (USA)
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm – determined to keep his sex life on track – turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.
Director: Michael Tiddes
Writers: Marlon Wayans, Rick Alvarez
Stars: Marlon Wayans, Nick Swardson and Alanna Ubach | See full cast and crew
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After ostensibly spoofing the “Scream” franchise and their ilk in the appallingly unamusing “Scary Movie” franchise, Marlon Wayans has sensed a turning of the cultural tide and now gives us “A Haunted House,” a riff on the “Paranormal Activity” films. It’s not merely that “A Haunted House” is jammed to bursting with sexism, homophobia, casual racism and enough uses of the N-word to make Quentin Tarantino feel awkward. It’s also not merely that it’s incompetently and indifferently made. What kills the film dead is how the amateur-hour filmmaking and so-called plot around those wheezy unfunny jokes isn’t even smart enough to know which specific kind of haunting Wayans and Essence Atkins have to face. Mean-spirited, badly made and unfunny is one set of disasters; adding in storytelling incompetence and throw-it-at-the-wall-to-see-what-sticks desperation merely adds to the catastrophe.
Unfolding in exactly the type of bland McMansion the “Paranormal” films feature, “A Haunted House” begins with Malcolm (Wayans) videotaping the big day when his girlfriend, Kisha (Atkins), moves in, starting with her accidentally killing his dog and ending with a sexless night interrupted by all kinds of noises and strange activity. Malcolm and Kisha then try to understand — and end — the curse on their house, or on her, or whatever. This requires calling a mincing, lisping psychic (Nick Swardson, as unfunny here as he is in Adam Sandler’s films, with a heaping helping of homophobia) and a profane preacher-man exorcist (Cedric the Entertainer, whose name has never before seemed so much like false advertising) to try to solve their problem. Their unwanted guest may be a ghost, or a possessing demon, or the spirit of Malcolm’s dead dog — the film itself flips between all three at will, possibly to allow for the maximum number of failed jokes. Or possibly because no one involved in the typing — excuse me, “writing” — of the script, credited to Wayans and director Rick Alvarez, could be bothered to keep track.
It should be said in one passing note of good faith that Wayans and Atkins are sporadically charismatic and watchable. In between watching them get a ghost high and him calling their “bitch,” they have the kind of easy camaraderie and skills that make you wish you were watching them in any other film. Director Alvarez seems to also have all the technical chops one would expect of a director, just not the judgment and taste to know precisely how bad the end result of his script would be. And the production design does make for a well-crafted pastiche of all the “Paranormal” houses.
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